THE PURRFECTLY CHAOTIC CRITTERS

Oh felines, you are a bundle of joy wrapped in fuzz. One minute you're chillin' like a furry little cloud, the next you're pouncing at dust bunnies with the enthusiasm of a lion. You annoy us with your antics, then abandon a present on our pillow as if to say, "This is my {love|territory|way of saying I'm sorry for the chaos." We wouldn't have it